Bifröst 2003

No socks, no sex and NO SHEEP!

Monday, December 29, 2003

Well merry Christmas every one ! Now I'm back at work and let me tell you something, it wasn't easy. It was hard enough just to get up and out of bed but when I looked out of window f*** ! I knew that the RED THUNDER was there somewhere, I just couldn't see it ! It took an hour to get to work (normally it takes about 15 min)
I was just talking to Gulli, we were talking about the good old days in Bifrost ! Especially the days when we were tired/drunk/hung over ! no room ready, guests screaming, Magga hiding in her office, me tying to smile, Gulli NOT working, Jonas watering Birgitta, Pekka throwing up and Brian.........well those were the days :)
But the reason for that I writing is that Brian was talking about The Lord Of The Rings, I have to admit that I have not seen The Return Of The King yet but next weekend my step dad and I are going. I have been dreaming about that movie for a year now ! my God ! a part of me doesn't want to see it because then its over ! I can never go to the cinema again, it will not be worth it ! But of course Orlando Bloom is worth it ! That man is the one ! I'm telling you ! He out does the guy from Bend It Like Beckham ! I know every thing about him now, I have visited every page on the internet where his name is mentioned ! I know everything about him, I know his birthday for Gods sake ! Now I'm working on his real address and phone number. It's hard but I found the guy in Switzerland so I don't think Orlando will be a big problem ;) I'm telling you that if I meet him my life is complete !
Well before you think I have totally lost it (hehe who am I kidding)
I'm off

ciao Sandra

Saturday, December 27, 2003

so we met up in somthing called Sönderborg (of all places) and emil got veeeeery drunk and kept on talking about his sheep back home in iceland (marie, maybe he's not lying like some people that say that they have sheep just to trick an innocent icelanders to come and visit them...)
gulli, on the other hand, threw up in his bed later on... it was only lucky that he hadn't gotten any sheep to follow him home that night... he must be loosing his touch. (btw. this is a lie, i did NOT throw up in the bed...) (did too!) (no no nonsence) (well, beside of the bed then) (anyway, it probably was the kebab that i didnt get... those things are nasty for the digestion... but get even nastier once you're hooked on them (and im hooooooooked) and if you dont get your kebab... then you go cold turkey...)
we did however get some reeeealy good food at gulli's place. the real good traditional kind of food made from all kind'a parts from sheep. (yes, you can use sheep for all sorts of things, even eating them...)
then we got even more beer and schnaps and beer... thanks to emils creditcard (thank you emil :D) (no problem gulli... if you don't pay up i'll have your kneecaps and hang on my wall :-) )
THEN we finally got downtown... Sönderborg is great place for behaving like an idiot (that means behaving like an icelandic in denmark...) when nobody knows you (and there are a lot of icelanders doing that here)
we kept on like that till five in the morning (then we got kicked out because of emils sheep making a scene) and we tried to take a taxi home, only gulli couldn't pronounce the adress where he lives... (emil, RÉ-N-D MÍ-G!!!) (wonder how he gets home when he's in france... he must be sleeping in the street most of the time) (emil, like i said, REND MIG/go find a dead duck and fuck it... nothing wrong with my danish, you're just jealous that i speak better danish than you do icelandic...) (No, you don't gulli... and besides from the fact that you can spell "Rend mig", you still can't say it right, can you?) Anyway, better finish (pekka? what about him) this thing off before we kill each other... it's a real love/hate thing (mostly because emil keeps hogging the sheep... i'm starting to suspect that he's getting pretty serious with it... do i hear wedding bells ringing?) (You can't share a sheep gulli... it's mine, and will be untill i find something even more fluffy) (hamster?) (NO, because if I had a hamster, you'd never leave alone, you pervert!)
So, anyway... happy new year, everybody

gulli and emil (who's still drunk and caressing his sheep...) (while gulli is watching... which is worst, I ask?)

[editors note: if anybody asks, we were probably still drunk or something and will deny any knowledge of having written this...]

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Joyeux nöel!
Glædileg jul!
Merry christmas!
Gleðileg jól!
Fröhliche Weihnacht!
Feliz navidad!
Hyvää Joulua!!
God Jul!
Yeah i totally agree with Seb. But anyway just want to wish you all a very merry xmas even though it is over commercialised etc etc....and all the best for the coming year ...may it be as good as last year if not better. And thanks for the past summer. I am making the most of the summer here....(and yeah you may find that a bit strange eh??..Xmas at summertime??) and leaving my job in Auckland next week and heading south to the south island and going bush for as long as i can, do some tramping and chilling out and as little as possible in the land of Middle Earth( and by the way if you aint seen it yet, the return of the king, go see it, well worth it!!!) But will probably have to find work sometime again ..ah well. Anyway have a good one guys and girls......
Brian

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Did i already tell you how i hate xmas from the deep deep bottom of my life ?
This time of the year where we are suppose to love each other is, according to my point of view, definitly the biggest bullshit on earth. Eveybody has to love everybody a month a year. And why not ALL THE FUCKING YEAR ?
Hypocrite christian party !!!
And all this folklore !!! Well for the kids its all right i guess but the rest !!!
Silly song, money spent in decorations ( stupid and useless decoration ), instead givin to the poorest or the ones starving in afrika, no its sooooo much better to spent it in the street !!!
BEURK, just feel like throwing up...
Do you think jesus ( if he was as sound as all says ) will like xmas ? NO. Definitly not ! everybody forgot why he did sacrifiate for us ( from a christian point of view ) : to save us ! and what we do to remind it ? we eat until we got fat, sing silly song and look like we love the rest of the world which is at 90% poor like hell.
No no, x mas sucks...
I will spend x mas watching a DVD with a friend...and eating something a bit different than usual cause iam a fucking human.
Feel free to answer me back...kicking some ideas around is still interesting ( isnt it gulli ? )
SEB the angry man

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Hello! How is everyone? Good I hope.
I am good.. exams are over, grades are in, everything is just great!
Went to a dance with Studmenn (who you might remember) the day before yesterday to celebrate the-exams-are-over! with classmates... it was brilliant! well.. at least what I remember from the actual dance - actually, the party was the brilliant part! Emil, I think I was singing Christmas carols with you uncle. Someone spiked the punch a little bit too much.. so everyone got pretty MUCH ..well.. alot! drunk. - it was nice, bad hangover thogh.. and the worst part was that I had to serve WINE to 70-doctors-feast the day after, they really kick you while you are down.

Now we have christmas vacation...sooooo nice.
In the beginning of january (9th) me and my friend Brynja are going to Danmark for a few days.. just shopping, sightseeing and partying - and we might go to Sweden as well.. looking forward to that.
...then Im off skiing the 31 of january.. in Italy... great
It is snowing now. .
Drífa

Thursday, December 11, 2003

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEB, PEKKA AND SIGRÚN!!!

the staff of FH-Bifröst

Saturday, December 06, 2003

Also, on a totally different note, has anybody noticed how underpants always turn in-side-out when you take them out of the washingmaschine? They do! Or at least boxers do...
Anyway, just a notion...
Emil

Friday, December 05, 2003

Gulli, when you call me in the middle of the night and leave dirty messages on my answering maschine, you know the words "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please close down my creditcard!!!" isn't what I wanna hear.
I've seriously concidered taking you up on your request, just to annoy you, but then you'd might not be able to make it to Denmark or might have to sell yourself to raise money, and I don't really want that... How about you explain what's going on?
Emil